Roommate pissed me off so I’m gonna fart all night

40 Comments

1. 

   MoreCheetah5154 4 weeks ago

   God help them

2. 

   overactivemango 4 weeks ago

   I’m crying omg

3. 

   qbee198505 4 weeks ago

   Ass-ault with a deadly weapon

4. 

   Smolduin 4 weeks ago

   Chemical warfare

5. 

   Ben_Kenobi_ 4 weeks ago

   Constitution stat must be like a 4 if 2 eggs and a jerky stick are enough.

6. 

   biggranny000 4 weeks ago

   You need some beans, greasy foods like high fat ground beef, dairy products, etc.

   Asparagus is good if you want smelly piss.

   They also sell fart spray online.

7. 

   Responsible-Summer-4 4 weeks ago

   Throw in a can of frijoles refritos.

8. 

   ZestyChinchilla 4 weeks ago

   What, were they out of some dirty old Hormel Chili?

9. 

   ifuckinlovetiddies 4 weeks ago

   I do this with my family sometimes 😂

10. 

    schuylkilladelphia 4 weeks ago

    Wawa?

11. 

    foxlover14750 4 weeks ago

    Add a biggggg bowl of broccoli cheddar soup

12. 

    JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx 4 weeks ago

    I cackled 😆

13. 

    FrecksSpecks 4 weeks ago

    Add carrots. Carrots give gas.

14. 

    Mean_Protection7396 4 weeks ago

    So childish lol I love it

15. 

    IvyEmblem 4 weeks ago

    No broccoli? No beans?

16. 

    Emotional_Storm8446 4 weeks ago

    Cabbage

17. 

    SmashEffect 4 weeks ago

    You got onions? Milk?

18. 

    Dangerous-Courage412 4 weeks ago

    brutal

    

19. 

    thewalrusispaul 4 weeks ago

    Well howdy, Satan!

20. 

    JayofTea 4 weeks ago

    The other day I made egg salad sandwiches for lunch for my lactose intolerant fiance and I, and then we got icecream

    What a mistake

21. 

    Dyxe66 4 weeks ago

    You need some wasabi peas!

22. 

    General_Arugula2099 4 weeks ago

    Y’all passive-aggressive as fuck!

    This is why I’m not a fan of the whole roommate thing – too many unspoken grievances!

    🚫

23. 

    Indigenousboy420 4 weeks ago

    Tobasco slim Jim’s are THE best slim Jim

24. 

    andTangowashisname 4 weeks ago

    Absolutely mental! Don’t forget the cheap beer

25. 

    IceCoughy 4 weeks ago

    Get’em gurl

26. 

    Distinct-Solution-99 4 weeks ago

    I like your style

27. 

    ButtBread98 4 weeks ago

    Looks good

28. 

    awildandcrazyguy1993 4 weeks ago

    Throw some beans in.

29. 

    eepyMushroom096 4 weeks ago

    Might wanna toss in some broccoli and cheddar soup, spicy ramen, and a whole lot of dairy, all for extra potency…

30. 

    Chris_Wilson14 4 weeks ago

    I love those eggs, when in a rush I’ll put two in my ramen.

31. 

    Useful_Ad8777 4 weeks ago

    Bouta drop a tactical nuke

32. 

    Blueflames3520 4 weeks ago

    Father of toxic gas and chemical warfare

33. 

    LogicFeels474 4 weeks ago

    

    get some beans along wit dem eggs

34. 

    RenzuZG 4 weeks ago

    Another one is gonna be added to the Geneva Suggestions

35. 

    Lonely_Importance_61 4 weeks ago

    Are you lactose intolerant by any chance? Milk would be useful

36. 

    Mostly_Apples 4 weeks ago

    Watch out for ghost orbs.

37. 

    lichen510 4 weeks ago

    lmaooo

38. 

    NocturnisVacuus 4 weeks ago

    Chemical warfare, I love it.

39. 

    SpeedBlitzX 4 weeks ago

    Don’t forget the broccoli and the dried apricots!!!

40. 

    Twitch84 4 weeks ago

    Get some baked beans, tofu, and soy milk if you really want to cause trouble.